WHEN YOUR IPOD IS ON SHUFFLE AND MILLION OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS COME ON IN A ROW.

That moment when someone asks me if I want to know a secret

When I see a joke on Tumblr:

when I see the same joke on Facebook:

Do transformers get car insurance or life insurance

When you realize you’re going to be home alone:

“Oh yeah, I’mma free bitch!”

And then you hear the slightest noise